How could I not get it?

Found this cup at my bf’s house. I think the S stands for one of his super skanky ex girlfriends. No, I don’t know any of them, but I would assume they are. If anyone at work asks, I’m telling them it means Sex Pistol, then make a gun finger with my left hand and pull out my real gun with the right and murder everyone.

Beer cleavage

I’ll spare you from having to see my sick face again.

Cage dancing

I feel like poo. POO!

It feels exactly like a hangover but I didn’t drink..?

4 put a Dum Dum in my pocket without me noticing. He’s either very sweet or insinuating something.

Somebody needs to either come hold me or shoot me. Your choice.