The new sales rep types so goddamn loud. It makes me want to blow the building up. She has fake nails and it sounds like she’s tap dancing across her fucking keyboard. Should I say something? If your coworker did something super annoying where it was hard to focus would you tell them? Should I quit my job?
My pay was cut in half. I’m drinking beer tonight. Anyone want to buy a kidney?
This morning I went to work to meet with my boss about my future with the company. We talked for a few minutes, he said he needed another day to think about it. Try again tomorrow! I left and drove all over the city, I didn’t know what to do with myself. Later I came home, sat outside for a while, then started cleaning furiously while listening to pretty much every song Incubus has...
Facts of Life
I am on an emotional roller coaster right now. I’m low because I found out this morning that I will either be losing my job or getting a huge pay cut. I’m on a high because I am getting married. It really sucks that the two happened within days of each other, but I have someone to lean on now and that’s the best feeling ever.
Mo' money, mo' problems
I really hate to bitch, but it seems like the more I make, the more I have to spend. I swear it was a lot easier when I was poor, but I would never want to go back to that. Kids are too expensive. I don’t want to pay for health insurance AND sno cones!!! Give a girl a fucking break.
I could have done a lot worse.– a co-worker talking about her husband
Things I Hate:
Most kids activities, being cold, and any kind of sound that ice makes Guess what I’m doing this weekend? Going to Disney on Ice!!! This will be a true test on the love I have for my child. Please pray for me if you’re one of those Christian thingys.
I was a ball of nerves coming into work this morning. I had a sit down with my boss, asked for a few things, and got a good response. Didn’t get an answer, but I feel pretty good about it. So, yay. I hope. Also. I cross my arms a lot. Sitting down, standing up, whenever. My 5 year old told me it makes me look unfriendly so I’ve been trying to catch myself when I do it. Not sure if I...
Chicago I’ve seen them 3 times
I just got pulled over by 2 cops bc they thought I...
How’s your day going?
I met some very special people a few years ago (I lost count) on Twitter. It started with jokes, tweeting back and forth, then group chats, IMing, emails and led into true friendships. Usually we gossip and talk shit, but if we needed to rant about work, kids, our relationships or other problems someone was always there. I’ve gotten job advice, my jacked up resume rewritten, support when my...
Sister: Ever since you've gotten a boyfriend you've been spending less time in the bath
Me: Hmm..since you've been married you've been spending more time in the bath...
I forgot to mention that Jeremy, theopenroad1978 saw me at the baseball game and didn’t say a fucking word. What an ass! Just wanted to put that out there.