March 2010
4 posts
Overheard Conversation
Him: Did we have sex last night?
Her: Are you kidding me?
Him: I don’t remember shit.
Her: Are you fucking kidding me?!? Yes we had sex & it was awesome.
Him: Fuck! Who was on top?
Her: You, then me, then we did from the back.
Him: Fuck me!
Her: I did! *And* I went down on you for the first time.
Him: Seriously? I bet it...
Rambler
I wish something would go right for a change. Pretty much right now all I have that makes me happy is my child (when he’s not being a little shit), Twitter, & the amazing friends I have met on Twitter.
I need a break. I haven’t been anywhere in years, haven’t been away from my child more than 24 hours.
I have been literally kicking ass working out at the gym & at home....
I am a terrible employee. I’m late to work every day & I’m a lazy shit. I have a love/hate relationship with my work. I love that I can do whatever I want, but the pay sucks & it fucking boring as hell.
I just walked out to our garage & realized I left it open over night. I made that mistake last year & one of our cars was stolen.
I should be fired.
I fear the day...
OCD
I am driving myself crazy! My mind is racing constantly, I have SO much to do and it feels like nothing will ever get done. I’m going nowhere fast.
I can’t go one day without working out, every time I open a pack of my fav Orbit peppermint gum I have to chew two pieces at one time for about a minute or two, throw it out and chew the rest of the pack in one sitting. I think I have gone...