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21

Jun

Wearing new deodorant that’s some kind of tropical scent and it’s about to make me gag. Next gas station we stop at, I’m washing my pits in the bathroom. Good thing we’re in Mississippi, I’m sure that’s not uncommon here.

13

Jun

That’s Not My Name

My parents got a divorce while my mom was pregnant with me. I think they hated each other so much that they would not agree with a name for me. So, my entire life one has called me one name & the other called me another.

I went by one name until fourth grade and then decided to go by the other and stick with it because it was confusing to everyone. But my dad wouldn’t budge. To this day, he calls me by what he prefers and signing his Father’s Day card with that name still makes me feel awkward.

That is just one of the many examples of having divorced parents that wouldn’t communicate or agree with each other just for spite. Don’t confuse your kids.

09

Jun

Freaking Out

I am currently on the side of the interstate with a flat tire, waiting on someone to rescue me. And it’s pouring here. I’m not really freaking out about the tire itself, I’m freaking out bc 10 minutes before this happened, I had some kind of vision that this was going to happen.

Weird? Weird.

10

Mar

It’s hard to punish someone for being awesome.

It’s hard to punish someone for being awesome.

27

Jan

Comments/Suggestions

Can anyone recommend a different brand of contacts besides Acuvue? My prescription has changed and they make every power except -6.75.

Also, who has gotten/getting a flu shot? I never get one and there are more than the average of people in my age range and in my state dying from some type of flu. So, of course I have been coughing and contested for a few days and the media has me convinced that the end is near. Is it too late?!

Sorry for the most boring post ever and if I have any typos. I only have one contact in.

16

Jan

A woman just came in at work and said I look like Kim Kardashian.

She also said she cut up her ex husband like a pork chop so, she may have a few issues.

28

Nov

Today I am thankful for the cow that died for my sins. I mean shoes.

Today I am thankful for the cow that died for my sins. I mean shoes.

27

Nov

How to wear not so skinny jeans with boots

How to wear not so skinny jeans with boots

19

Nov

I’ve got 99 recordings and I don’t want to watch a damn one.

I’ve got 99 recordings and I don’t want to watch a damn one.

07

Nov

After reading Rachel’s post about the grossest thing you do in your car, I couldn’t come up with anything. Then, promptly after, I got in my car and sat the banana that I was eating in the seat. This is pretty gross considering I only drive demos and I am unaware of the butts that have previously sat in the seat. I probably have a disease now.

After reading Rachel’s post about the grossest thing you do in your car, I couldn’t come up with anything. Then, promptly after, I got in my car and sat the banana that I was eating in the seat. This is pretty gross considering I only drive demos and I am unaware of the butts that have previously sat in the seat. I probably have a disease now.