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May

Due to my eyeballs being on fire, I am wearing the hat and sunglasses over my prescription glasses. Getting older and having more problems is no fun.

Due to my eyeballs being on fire, I am wearing the hat and sunglasses over my prescription glasses. Getting older and having more problems is no fun.

12

May

My friend obviously doesn’t know the don’t ask, don’t tell policy

My friend obviously doesn’t know the don’t ask, don’t tell policy

27

Apr

Since these assholes don’t mind blocking my driveway, I’m sure they won’t mind me ramming their cars.

Since these assholes don’t mind blocking my driveway, I’m sure they won’t mind me ramming their cars.

18

Apr

Was making cupcakes for 5’s birthday tomorrow and thought of you guys!

Was making cupcakes for 5’s birthday tomorrow and thought of you guys!

16

Apr

Is anyone interested in me starting a photo collection of band aids on floor at my gym?

26

Feb

FRIED GRILLED CHEEEEESE!!!

FRIED GRILLED CHEEEEESE!!!

10

Feb

I’ve done a lot of taste tests in my time and this is not a winner.
My 5 yr old after eating one of my cupcakes

05

Feb

TT

• I found put this week that the school I thought my son would be going to next year was wrong. I went on a tour of the new school, liked it and was informed that there MAY be room for him next year. I thought public schools would be easy.

• My stomach ulcer has flared up again

• I wake up disoriented every morning. Alarms do me no good.

• I miss some of you guys so much.

• I think some of you are so full of shit.

30

Jan

Not trying to brag, but this creep on Fox News stood way to close to me at the line in the gas station the other day.

Not trying to brag, but this creep on Fox News stood way to close to me at the line in the gas station the other day.

Waiting in the parking lot on 5 to get out of school. The teacher just sent an email to all parents about the entire class being assholes to the sub today and will be sending individual messages to the parents whose kids couldn’t get their shit straight. Oh, just got it! Later.

Waiting in the parking lot on 5 to get out of school. The teacher just sent an email to all parents about the entire class being assholes to the sub today and will be sending individual messages to the parents whose kids couldn’t get their shit straight. Oh, just got it! Later.